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I'm listening to my favorite holiday classics in geek: Achromatic Color of Greatest Lightness Yule, Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration, Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors, Arrival Time2400 hrs - Weather - Cloudless, Far Off in a Feed Receptacle, Array the Corridor, Bantam Male Percussionist, Monarchial Triad, Nocturnal Noiselessness, Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers, Red Man En Route to Borough, Frozen Precipitation Commence, Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle, The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis, Query Regarding Identity of Descendant, Delight for this Planet, Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings and the Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
I was truncating the untrammeled aggrandizement of the topiaries extramural to our dorsal barricade fortification today and descried that I have zemmiphobia...
Pedantic kleptomaniacs seem to take things literally...
Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice...
Crap... I just expeditiously contracted a deleterious exemplification of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
Donít you just hate sesquipedalians? Why do they have to be so circumlocutious anyhow?
Affiliates of an avian genus with undifferentiated plumage accumulate in a congregation.
Prevaricator-prevaricator, bifurcated outer garment a-conflagrated.
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.
Scintillate, scintillate diminutive asteroid! Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, fain would I fathom thy nature specific; distantly poised in the ether capacious, closely resembling a gem carbonaceous.
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted!
It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
Where there are visible vapors having provenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration...
Pulchritrude arrogates solely cutaneous profundity.
Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude!
It is inefficacious to indoctrinate a superunnuated canine with innovative chimera.
The relative state of the warmth of the aquious content of an unremittingly ogled kitchen vessel does not aspire to 100 degrees celcius.
Eleemosynary deeds have their genesis intramurally.
Apostatize degrees of antagonism to banish awareness of the specified interval of time.
Alacrity assembles prodigality.
Prepotency eludes the chinane
One diminutive yielding cupuled nut, the prodigious quercus stems forth.
An esteemed paramour is effortless forfeit rather than brought into being.
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.
The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to rectitude.
Masculine cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
Surveillance should precede saltation.
What's another word for synonym?
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