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With Craig Stellpflug NDC, Health Coach, Neuro Development Consultant

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Freedom of speech is pretty wonderful -
                                    It rates right up there with the freedom not to listen...

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Only in America:

Making political fun of US


Blessed are the censors for they shall inhibit the earth...

I have often wondered why so many Civil War battles were fought in national parks…

Do you remember that George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River? I always wondered how that was possible. No one could throw a coin that far! But then you have to remember, a dollar went a lot farther in those days…

Death and taxes may be certain, but do I have to die every year?

This message was brought to you by The U.S. Redundant Department of Redundancy...

I saw a sign on the back of a septic tank truck yesterday that said: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel...

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your money...

We Americans shall never be slaves: we are free to do whatever the Government and public opinion allow us to do...

On this day in 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists their opinion of the flag she had sewn. This was the first known flag poll.

If Patrick Henry thought taxation without representation was bad... he should see it with!

UPDATE: The east coast earthquake a couple of weeks ago was apparently caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama says it's Bush's Fault. A grass-roots theory states that it was our founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Experts now believe that the earthquake was actually caused by the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington...

Only in America do we have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces...

Only in America do we get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.

Only in America do we have more medical doctors to treat diseases than any other country in the world and we still have more diseases...

Only in America do we work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm...

Only in America do we consume the most dairy in the world but have highest rate of osteoporosis.

Only in America do we spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement going home to make up for lost time...

Only in America do we have more food than we can eat and more diets to keep us from eating it...

Only in America do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.

Links to more funnies:
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                           What's Another Word For That?
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                                   The Town I Grew Up In (with apologies to Paris, TX)
                                              Church Funnies Making fun of us at church
                                                                    Laughter is the Best Medicine Funnies Making fun of medical mania


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