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The town I grew up in:

With apolpogies to Paris, Texas


In the Northeast Texas town I grew up in, the favorite holidays are Thanksgiving, Christmas and the opening day of deer season...

In the town I grew up in, if the car in front of you was weaving you suspected an old farmer at the wheel instead of a drunk...

In the town I grew up in - the bumper jack in any pickup would lift a side of a house...

All this time growing up in Paris Texas, I thought a possum was a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

My little town where I grew up was so small that the City Jail was called the amoeba, because it only had one cell...

My little town where I grew up was so small that the New Year's baby was born in March...

In the town I grew up in we all knew what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" were...

I recall that my home town in Texas was so small that in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened...

You know you are from Paria Texas when your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed...

You might be from Paris Texas if you use your fishing license as a form of ID...


My little town where I grew up was so small that McDonald's only had one Golden Arch.

In the town I grew up in, if you called the wrong number you would end up talking to the person for an hour anyway.

In the town I grew up in Democrats were like spotted brown owls - they were on the endangered species list.

In the town I grew up in you used the word 'sittin' there' to describe activity: 'I was just sittin' there, runnin' down the road....'

In the town I grew up in a traffic jam was ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

In the town I grew up in rock, paper, scissors was as high tech as the game got...

In the town I grew up in, the streets were so narrow that dogs had to wag their tail up and down.

You know you are from my little town when you are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

My little town where I grew up was so small that a "Night on the Town" took only 11 minutes and cost under $2...

My little town where I grew up was so small that Second Street was in Reno TX, the next town over.



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